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Primo, Northcote

  • by Sonia Nair
  • Posted on February 23, 2020

It’s common knowledge that I am Team Pasta as opposed to Team Pizza, but Italian restaurant Primo in Northcote had received such rave reviews that I was willing to loosen my stance for a night.

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Shop 225, Pascoe Vale South

  • by Sonia Nair
  • Posted on January 5, 2020January 2, 2020

The name of Shop 225, sitting as it so happens on 225 Melville Road, is the only unimaginative thing about it.

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Leonardo’s Pizza Palace, Carlton

  • by Sonia Nair
  • Posted on September 1, 2019September 1, 2019

If you think about ‘fusion food’ and tandoori chicken pizza in the same breath, you need to visit Leonardo’s Pizza Palace and try its Chinese bolognese pizza, which tastes decidedly better than it sounds.

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Red Sparrow Pizza, Collingwood

  • by Sonia Nair
  • Posted on July 16, 2017July 16, 2017

All 3 devoted readers of this blog will know that I’m firmly #TeamPasta, but vegan pizzeria Red Sparrow Pizza all but negates my need for Lacteeze pills and so I had to try it.

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SPQR Pizzeria, Melbourne

  • by Sonia Nair
  • Posted on February 12, 2017February 12, 2017

I visited SPQR Pizzeria on a Monday and the desire to follow my intolerances was strong – it was too early in the week to incur my first intolerance breach

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Kaprica, Carlton

  • by Sonia Nair
  • Posted on August 21, 2016September 25, 2016

One of my favourite job interviews wasn’t one that resulted in me getting hired, but rather one where they took me out to Kaprica and paid for me to have a risotto.

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When you’re histamine- and lactose-intolerant as well as lacking a somewhat vital organ such as a gallbladder, everything floats your bloat – tomatoes, eggplant, mature cheeses (so most good cheeses), wine, spinach, almond milk, every form of preserved meat (yes, that includes bacon), that little bit of ghee your mum slips into her dahl to make it taste all the better.

Bloat Scores

0 Living the dream

1 Had to loosen my belt a notch

2 The belt had to be completely removed

3 I could have balanced a glass of wine on my bloated stomach

4 If I were lying prostrate on my tummy, it would have looked as though I was levitating

5 So full of gas I floated home like a hot air balloon

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