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Anatolia Tantuni, Fitzroy

  • by Sonia Nair
  • Posted on January 20, 2020May 17, 2021

Tulum in Balaclava has made a name for itself in the realm of Turkish fine dining, but Anatolia Tantuni is providing a platform for the enjoyment of Turkish street food – specifically, tantuni.

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Tamura Sake Bar, Fitzroy

  • by Sonia Nair
  • Posted on December 10, 2019May 17, 2021

Tamura Sake Bar is a small sake and jazz records izakaya on Gertrude Street, not unlike the ones I recently encountered in Japan where you couldn’t get a seat if you were in a group bigger than three.

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Little Odessa, Fitzroy [permanently closed]

  • by Sonia Nair
  • Posted on November 4, 2018May 17, 2021

Nearly every cuisine has its own form of dumplings, and I love each and every one of them – from the Nepalese momo, the Chinese jiaozi and the Japanese gyoza to the French quenelles and the Polish pierogi.

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Bar Liberty, Fitzroy

  • by Sonia Nair
  • Posted on December 17, 2017December 17, 2017

Visiting wine bars is my new favourite thing (I know – I’m severely behind the times) because regardless of which wine you choose, you’re winning and the food is equivalent to fine dining without the hefty price tag.

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Bontempo Pizzeria, Fitzroy

  • by Sonia Nair
  • Posted on July 23, 2017July 23, 2017

Bontempo Pizzeria may appear to be just another sleek Italian restaurant frequented by a well-heeled crowd, but a closer perusal of its menu reveals astoundingly good-value pizza, pasta and alcoholic beverages.

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Tora Dumplings, Fitzroy

  • by Sonia Nair
  • Posted on July 2, 2017July 3, 2017

Fructose-filled, bloat-inducing eating experiences are like books – more often than not, they culminate in a score of 3 out of 5, but Tora Dumplings went above and beyond by delivering my first five-bloat score since Shizuku Ramen back in March.

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The Standard Hotel, Fitzroy

  • by Sonia Nair
  • Posted on May 28, 2017June 24, 2017

The Standard Hotel’s prices are not prohibitively high, as is the case with certain gastropubs, and its menu is inventive and varied enough that there’s something for everyone (unless you have intolerances and hate steak).

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Fina’s 2, Fitzroy

  • by Sonia Nair
  • Posted on April 30, 2017April 30, 2017

When you can’t eat onion, garlic and wheat and you’re going out with a vegetarian who doesn’t like cheese (unless it’s on a pizza), an assortment of vegetables (including but not limited to: mushrooms, asparagus and beetroot) and any variation of soup, eating out is an ordeal.

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New School Canteen, Fitzroy [permanently closed]

  • by Sonia Nair
  • Posted on February 5, 2017October 14, 2018

I had an immense hankering for a Melbourne brunch after spending the last two weeks of January in Kuala Lumpur and Bali breakfasting on roti canai, dim sum or dosa and avoiding coffee for fear of having to use a public drop toilet.

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Neko Neko, Fitzroy

  • by Sonia Nair
  • Posted on November 13, 2016December 4, 2016

Vegetarian ramen lovers, fret no more – there is a new cutesy Japanese eatery that does not only vegetarian ramen, but vegan ramen.

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When you’re FODMAP and lactose-intolerant as well as lacking a somewhat vital organ such as a gallbladder, everything floats your bloat – tomatoes, eggplant, mature cheeses (so most good cheeses), wine, spinach, almond milk, every form of preserved meat (yes, that includes bacon), that little bit of ghee your mum slips into her dahl to make it taste all the better.

Bloat Scores

0 Living the dream

1 Had to loosen my belt a notch

2 The belt had to be completely removed

3 I could have balanced a glass of wine on my bloated stomach

4 If I were lying prostrate on my tummy, it would have looked as though I was levitating

5 So full of gas I floated home like a hot air balloon

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