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Good Times, Fitzroy North

  • by Sonia Nair
  • Posted on December 9, 2018December 10, 2018

A new pasta bar has come to occupy 214 St Georges Road and without any identifying storefront name save for the ‘good times’ sign emblazoned on the yellow façade of the building, the pasta bar is aptly known as Good Times.

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Pentolina, Melbourne

  • by Sonia Nair
  • Posted on December 5, 2018December 5, 2018

Manned by Matt Piccone of Pellegrini’s fame, after his 19 years as a barista there, and his partner Julia Piccone, Pentolina has some serious Pugliese chops underpinning it.

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Postmistress, Brunswick West

  • by Sonia Nair
  • Posted on November 21, 2018

Postmistress is great at catering to various dietary requirements – two of the pasta dishes were naturally gluten-free and pizzas came with the option of gluten-free bases.

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Little Odessa, Fitzroy [permanently closed]

  • by Sonia Nair
  • Posted on November 4, 2018May 17, 2021

Nearly every cuisine has its own form of dumplings, and I love each and every one of them – from the Nepalese momo, the Chinese jiaozi and the Japanese gyoza to the French quenelles and the Polish pierogi.

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Sapa Hills, Footscray

  • by Sonia Nair
  • Posted on October 31, 2018October 31, 2018

It’s news to no one who lives West of the city centre that Sapa Hills churns out incredible Vietnamese food, but if you, like me, aren’t as acquainted with Footscray’s finest food establishments, please head there immediately and order the ‘Sapa Hills special fried rice’.

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Shanklin Cafe, Hawthorn East

  • by Sonia Nair
  • Posted on October 21, 2018

I don’t usually venture outside my locale on weekends, preferring instead to visit places that I can reach either by foot or tram, but Shanklin Cafe’s invitation to try their fare was too good to pass up.

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Vegie Mum, Fitzroy

  • by Sonia Nair
  • Posted on October 14, 2018October 14, 2018

Long-time readers of Whatever Floats Your Bloat will know about my predilection for mock meat.

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Umberto Espresso Bar, Thornbury

  • by Sonia Nair
  • Posted on September 16, 2018September 16, 2018

Umberto is the ideal place to celebrate a milestone if you’re not into stiff restaurants and contrived food – the dishes are honest and down-to-earth, the restaurant is charming and comfortable, and the waitstaff are pleasant to a fault.

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Espresso Alley, Northcote [permanently closed]

  • by Sonia Nair
  • Posted on September 2, 2018May 17, 2021

Espresso Alley is a cutesy local on a somewhat deserted strip in Northcote that I’m glad exists because it means grocery shopping can be fun every once in a while.

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Cornershop, Yarraville

  • by Sonia Nair
  • Posted on August 26, 2018August 26, 2018

We walked around the main high street of Yarraville, which had a busy and festive feel to it despite the cold, until we eventually settled on Cornershop – a cosy and inviting restaurant bathed in warm yellow light and clad in timber joinery, yet not so packed that we couldn’t get a seat.

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When you’re FODMAP and lactose-intolerant as well as lacking a somewhat vital organ such as a gallbladder, everything floats your bloat – tomatoes, eggplant, mature cheeses (so most good cheeses), wine, spinach, almond milk, every form of preserved meat (yes, that includes bacon), that little bit of ghee your mum slips into her dahl to make it taste all the better.

Bloat Scores

0 Living the dream

1 Had to loosen my belt a notch

2 The belt had to be completely removed

3 I could have balanced a glass of wine on my bloated stomach

4 If I were lying prostrate on my tummy, it would have looked as though I was levitating

5 So full of gas I floated home like a hot air balloon

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